How lovely are you?
ever wanted to know your true self or how beautiful you really are?
You have just tripped over a tree root, what do you do?
you land on your hands and feet silently hissing..?
you start to cry and eat every gum leaf with in a 2 m radius
as you are falling you roll along the ground and gracefully stand up, even though the gum nuts are stabbing every surface on your body
you scream at the tree and then stand there silently angry with a twitching eye
you make a puppy face at a passer-by and they take you home...then you murder them and eat their spleeen!
Some one tells you in a wisper "my eyelashes are actually playdough!!". what do you do?
slap them...of course
touch their eyelashes, naturally
smile at them sweetly and direct them to the nearest mental hospital, because you are very helpful
lick their eyelashes, well if you have to find out for your self if they are telling the truth because playdough is usually quite a salty fucker.
give them a hug...but secretly stab them!! mwahahaha
You go to a really beautiful beach, the first thing you do is:
take photos of your self lying in the sand..duh!
put on your beige full body swim suit and doggy paddle in the shallow area of the waves
remove you gloves and set up a tiny deck chair to lounge on
speed across the sand to the nearest rock pool and alert everyone at the beach when ever you find a starfish by screaming at the top of our lungs
chase the waves out to the ocean and run back to land when they float towards you, also any baby jelly fish you see you smash them into the sand 'till there's nothing left...
What is your favorite weird food combonation?
chocolate and crystalised rose petals served on a gold leaf wrapped person's back
chips with lollies smushed together...party classic?
cumquat and fig pastry...delightful!
skittles,mother,speed and a pinch of greated elephant tusk
milk, honey and blood...mmmmm
how fat are you? you can tell i'm running out of ideas..
hottest body ever! i mean look at me.
fat deposits on my eyebrows, nostrils and nail beds, not much...i think.
i wear a corset...all the time
skin and bone
my cheeks have dimples...does that count?
what is eww to yeww?
sluts and pimps
no wuv and living things...awww