How long would you survive with a mad baby after u

you should take this quiz because i took the time to make it so i would excpect people to take it!!

1 QUICK! you get a 10 second head start where do you hide??!
2 you got a box full of toys but you only have enough time to grab one to bribe him what do you chose
3 you remember you have a phone in your pocket, who would you call?
4 you are under the bed and as he is walking past you he doesent notice you, but you really have to coulph, what do you do??!
5 he is hiting you in the head with a sharp plastic play knife.. you....
6 you get a call from his parents say that they are not comeing home you...
7 what do you think happens next??!