who are you?

This quiz will decide who you are within my chosen categories. Be prepared.

1 You are just waking up, your loved one brings you breakfast on a shiny tray and a cockerel crows outside, what do you do?
2 You're late for work, what do you do?
3 You're on your lunchbreak, a whole hour free, what do you do?
4 You're still on parole, it's the morning, what should you do?
5 You're in a funeral.
6 You've had to be ankle tagged, what do you do?
7 Breakfast earlier consisted of....?