who are you?
This quiz will decide who you are within my chosen categories. Be prepared.
You are just waking up, your loved one brings you breakfast on a shiny tray and a cockerel crows outside, what do you do?
Take your rifle and shoot that cockeral then eat your breakfast leisurely.
Jump up and strike a pose then jump back on the bed
Eat the breakfast, when your loved one turns away, pocket the cutlery and the alarm clock
Eat the breakfast and complement your loved one on their attire
Eat the breakfast
Chew the food like a pig, then as your loved one watches on, spit on to the
Insist that your loved one refer to the food as 'fuel'
Tell your loved one that you think the breakfast looks boring
You're late for work, what do you do?
Spontaneously combust, and run so fast that you put out the flames, arriving at your desk in the nick of time
Stop a mugging on the way to work
Get down to the street corner as rapidly as possible, stand there rocking on the balls of your feet for twenty minutes, then sprint to work, a full hour late.
Cry on your loved one's shoulder
Get a taxi
Get down to the fairground and help them all pack up
Run down the street with the strange feeling that your legs are revolving like wheels, then get in to your car and drive to work
Shout at your loved one until she cries, then break the fridge
You're on your lunchbreak, a whole hour free, what do you do?
Get some petrol and scorch your name in to the grass of a roundabout
Fight some crime
Hang about on a street corner looking shifty
Stay at your desk, but don't work, eat the lunch you packed, complete with wafer thin cucumber slices.
Go get some lunch with co-workers
Get your hair clipped in to a mullet and eat half a sackful of candyfloss
Run up and down the road until you nip in to a newsagents and buy some Monster munch,then eat them, grunting appreciatively
Try to shoplift an oldlady in a sweetshop and get caught by a seven year old armed with a switchblade
You're still on parole, it's the morning, what should you do?
Do 10 shots of tequila and Rugby tackle the postman when he comes to your door
Berate yourself for being so un-vigilante and go out looking for trouble
Get to the basement, stay there for three hours, then crawl out, pocket the tv remote and go out looking for someone to buy the it
Cry like a little bitch
Have a lie in
sit in your backyard and throw stones at old cans on your lawn
Run people off the public footpaths near where you live
Cut yourself shaving
You're in a funeral.
What the fuck am I doing here, I should be swinging two chainsaws around my head while I ghostride
I should be out bagging crims
I should be shooting up
My ears feel too tender
It is sad, so sad, poor guy
I should be fleecing some idiot
I should be a monster truck
I'm gon' slap my woman up
You've had to be ankle tagged, what do you do?
Rip it off, bury the tag and go get drunk
Fight crime by keeping a watch on yourself
paw at the tag raising red welts on your ankle, go try to find some stuff to fence
Cry,it's so unfair
Deal with it
Get your cousin 'ed to 'change the sync' on the tag, thus rendering it 'broken', test this, get arrested, spend the night in jail
Kick your fence down
Punch a dog
Breakfast earlier consisted of....?
Buttered toast and Strawberry daiquiris
Protein shakes and high fibre cereal
A hit and some gruel
A mildly boiled egg with some grapefruit
Some toast and cereal
a pile of broken biscuits and a carrot
Cap'n crunch and a little bit of motor oil (because you insisted)
all the food in the house