HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FORKS?!

Think you're not mentally retarded and can use a fork?! Take this quiz and find out! The following quiz may cause serious doubt in god. Viewer discretion is advised.

1 WHAT IS A FORK?
2 HOW DO YOU USE A FORK?!
3 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF FORK?!
4 HOW OFTEN DO YOU EAT AND SHOWER AT THE SAME TIME?!
5 WHAT DO TOASTERS TOAST?!
6 WHEN FORKS ATTACK, HOW DO YOU DEFEND YOURSELF?!
7 DEAL... OR NO DEAL?
8 WHICH QUESTION IS THIS?!
9 THE LAST QUESTION! WHAT IS SPAM?!
10 PS3 or Wii?
11 Snickers or Milky-way?
12 QUESTION 12!
13 What would you say if I told you there were 18 questions?
14 IN THE MOVIE 300, WHO DID HE KICK DOWN THE HOLE??
15 WHO CREATED FORKS?!
16 WHAT IS AN ANUS?!
17 WHAT IS THE FORK'S ORIGIN?!
18 THE REAL LAST QUESTOIN, WHAT IS MY NAME?!