How long will you last against an Agent?

Your in the matrix, you call the operator and ask where the phone out is, but suddenly, a pedestrian across the street turns into an agent, (tuxedo,sunglasses,desert eagle in hand) and he's pointing his deagle at you. How long will you last in a fight against an agent?

1 What gun(s) would you use against an agent?
2 If you went into hand-to-hand combat with an agent, what combat style would you use?
3 If three agents suddenly appeared in front of you and you were already being chased by two, what would you do?
4 If you were being interrogated by agents and they just put something alive crawling and icky into your belly button and it just went through, Who should you call?
5 Pickles Letteuce Pickles Jelly?