Your new Phrase

Ever wondering what your new phrase should be?

1 What do you say if you see a guy crossing the street on his hands?
2 A friend tells you he is going to go skydiving 2morrow
3 A buddy tells you to buy "Hello Kitty Island Adventure," thats your reaction?
4 You see a Beaver cutting wood
5 Ninja jumps into your living room while you playing Nitendo Wii.