How "Bu-man" can you get?
Take this quiz to see if you're "awesomely" crazy, or just plain crazy....
If you had to write a story based on the picture of some Asian guy eating a doughnut, what story would you most likely write?
The story of how doughnuts got turned into zombies in a science lab.
The story of how a person choked on a doughnut and his ghost haunted a village.
The story of how some beat up someone that made him do a story on some weird pointless picture.
The story of a white guy stealing the doughnut from a weak Asian guy.
The story of a rich Asian bastard who spent all his money on doughnuts.
The story of how bad a doughnut is, how much calories there are in one of them.
The story of a guy and his new doughnut flavour invention, and how he became rich.
The story of his life as a poor guy, and finally eating a doughnut before he dies.
The story of how a guy sued someone about how hairy the doughnut is.
The story of a doughnut eating contest for Asians.
What would you most likely do if you were riding your bike at a really fast speed, and is heading towards the biggest 45 degree slope you've ever seen?
BRAKE! BRAKE! BRAKE!
Try to turn around really sharply.
Scream and jump off your bike.
Cry hard-out and wish your mommy was here.
Shout something heroic and go down it bravely, while braking a bit to create the slow-motion effect.
Activate the airbag that you installed for your science project last year.
Wish that people were watching you as you go the slope, with no brakes.
"Stop", drop and roll. Standard fire safety procedures.
Slip, slop, slap... Ouch...
Pedal to the metal! Go down with full speed! Catch the adrenaline rush! Then slip and get transfered to hospital...
How many detentions have you had in your life?
None, I'm just your "average good person".
1 or 2, you know, I'm not perfect...
Under 7, I like to have some fun sometimes.
At least three times per two years...
Once a year usually.
5+ per year, I'm a trouble maker.
So many that I've lost count.
What's a detention. Is it one of those classes you go to after school everyday and pick up rubbish?
I don't go to detention, I just throw rocks at people, and often severely "injure" them.
Detention? I never went to one, I always get expelled before I get one...
What are the main reasons that make you go to school in the morning?
I want to learn and become the smartest and most happiest kid in the world!
I want to become someone important and rich, so yeah...
So my parents won't get angry and spank me.
So I can make friends and socialise...
So I can hang out with the teachers.
So i can fit into this strange, strange world.
Cause my psychologist suggested that I need something called "FREINDS".
So i can do strange stunts to get popular, and later... WORLD DOMINATION!!!
To show off all my skills and wealth.
To just piss off people, and to cause mayhem.
If you can be any of these, which would you be?
A very smart person.
A very rich person.
A person that will live up to 200 years old.
A person with "FREINDS".
A popular actor.
A professional stuntsman.
A professional assasin with a licence to kill.
A person with a big company.
The guy who hands out awards at an awards ceremony.
If you had 2 million dollars, what would you do? (Not affiliated with lotto)
Buy a school I used to go to and study there for the rest of my life.
Buy a company and make more money with it.
Buy lots of girlfriends...
Buy a "FREIND".
Store it in the bank.
Store it in the bank, then rob the bank, so no one gets hurt.
Just rob the bank.
Buy an army to rule the world.
Buy a mansion, a boat, luxury travel, a platinum card, an Audi...
Buy all the computer games you want...
What is your favourite hobby?
Study, learn, recite and write literature essays.
Go out to town and try to make freinds.
Play video games of course, you effing noob.
Read a book.
Go on Facebook all day.
Write books, draw comics...
Go out to town with friends to egg people's houses.
Help out at the local animal shelter.
Watch a movie.
Hang out with friends.