Are you a cheap piece of shit?

This will declare whether you are a Penny Saver, conserv or jewish

1 So you take you and your woman out to the local steakhouse.. It takes 45 minutes to get your food - The bill is 65 dollar's how much money do you tip?
2 You come across a broken down motorist - All you have is duct tape and a sr -22 insurance policy in your car- and the owner of the car appears to be helpless.
3 So you run into rick james @ the club- and he lost his platinum chain wallet and needs a drink- what do you do??
4 A friend asks for you to go get a tattoo with them.. You've been thinking about getting one for a long time and have a good idea about what you could get.. what do you do?
5 What do you do in your private time?
6 Have you ever smoked Marajuana?
7 If you could have one of the following car's what would it be??
8 Someone stole a Jelly donut from your mess hall.. WHAT THE F. DO YOU DO?
9 Who is your daddy? And what does he DO?