Are you a cheap piece of shit?
This will declare whether you are a Penny Saver, conserv or jewish
So you take you and your woman out to the local steakhouse.. It takes 45 minutes to get your food - The bill is 65 dollar's how much money do you tip?
APSOLUTLY NOTHING!!! YOU THINK THE SERVER MUST BE FROM TEXAS
You come across a broken down motorist - All you have is duct tape and a sr -22 insurance policy in your car- and the owner of the car appears to be helpless.
Find out what kind of race / wealth the person is and then decide to help or go home and watch golden girls
Fuck that fool- i got my own problems
Hey- That chain saw must be for the pizza ! He can ride with me
I may be able to help this poor piece of shit by yelling at the dude about how stupid he is and worthless.. you cant believe people like this should be alive.
So you run into rick james @ the club- and he lost his platinum chain wallet and needs a drink- what do you do??
He is a Negro- I don't help negros.. I hate bling chains
I would like to get a picture with the guy and try to sly out with ur new trophy myspace picture
Hell yea.. here you can have all my money
You'd do it.. if he Support's our country by not knocking any women up in the world and raising a bunch of hopless bastards
A friend asks for you to go get a tattoo with them.. You've been thinking about getting one for a long time and have a good idea about what you could get.. what do you do?
Tattoo's are tacky. heck no
Lie and say your broke
Hell yea - FULL SLEEVE's here i come
Hell yea I want a big fucking gun on my back.. and some grenades
What do you do in your private time?
Jack shit.. I just sit around and never have fun
I go out to the clubs and party down.. Try to find someone to beat up and
I give helping younge children with no parents.. and i fly n shit
I fucking train to kill.. I train worthless pos's in hope of one day they could serve the core.
Have you ever smoked Marajuana?
OMG- NEVER in my LIFE
Hell yea all the fucking time
No, but that doesn't mean I support or believe in it's uses
Marajuana is what the viet cong used to make the US Troops in vietnam to trip out - Yea I smoked it.. I was in VIETNAM!!
If you could have one of the following car's what would it be??
a 1983 Mercedez-Benz Diesel stationwagon
a Honda Civic
I don't really want a car- because I can fucking fly n shit..
a h2 hummer with a 50 caliber 360 degree rotation 50 cal. gattaling gun on top
Someone stole a Jelly donut from your mess hall.. WHAT THE F. DO YOU DO?
Protect your food by padlock
He can have it.. but he better f'n give me one back
Who cares he can have it
FIND THE GRIMEY C#*# Sucker that took it and make him pay
Who is your daddy? And what does he DO?
My father owned alot of companys and invested his money in himself and died with undisclosed assets and no will
My daddy owns his own company and is a baller- he hooks it up!
I can't remember ever meeting my father
My father was Captain F Hartman - US MARINE attack pilot that died in WW2