How big is your pen15?

You may have measured it before, but we all know you cut off the first three inches of the ruler, so you're just lying to yourself. Here's the truth...

1 It is a beautiul sunny day, what are you doing right now?
2 What is your favorite thing to drink?
3 Someone says, "Can I get a what-what?" Your response is...
4 boxers or briefs?
5 How often do you "Summon the Beast?"
6 What is your idea of a perfect date?
7 have you ever sat down on your junk?
8 what size shoes do you wear?