How Phladle are joo?
Do you have the spirit of Phladle in you? How flagledy-floodle do you get?
When you arrive at a party what is the first thing you do?
greet people and ask them about their day
go straight for the liquor or beer
ask around for who needs Del, drive there and get it, come back and distribute it, then grab a beer
leave because its not "happening" enough yet
If someone asks you to take a shot with them, you generally...
assume the person is trying to get with you, so you leave, very offended
accept it but only if others are willing to join you
join them in taking the shot
demand a double shot
Your idea of a weekend trip is...
hitting up every starbucks in the city
anywhere, so long as you are with friends
You would prefer to drink...
a corinita light, but only half because you are watching your figure
jack and coke
straight hard alcohol
long island ice tea
Your idea of a fun time is...
playing cards with friends
eating out at a fancy restaurant
target shooting and beer
shopping at the mall
picking fights, because people need to learn to 'respect' you
Before you go to a party, you prepare by...
buying some booze, hey everyones got to pitch in right?
meticulously clipping your toenails for that perfect edge
planning out your late-night rendevous with Del
showing up empty handed because people probably won't notice
inviting anyone to come to the party via a facebook status update without telling the host
gathering a few random shady people to come with you
dousing yourself in cologne in the hopes it will somehow improve your chances
Your main goal at a party is to...
enjoy yourself as much as possible
ensure that everyone knows you are the most important, by talking the loudest
keep the good vibes flowing, make sure everyone is enjoying themselves
pick up chicks
pick up dudes
hopefully start a fight, to prove how 'badass' you are
get drunk and see what happens
pretend that you are a lot cooler than you really are, in the attempt to get laid
find the smoking crew, and join them in a puff
ensure you have a way to get to Del, because its inevitably going to happen