What Dilbert Character are You?
See what character you are from the comic strip.
You can have one wish. What would you like?
Unabashed productivity without managerial incompetence.
An extra two weeks of vacation time.
Experience and foresight to take down problems.
One million dollars.
You're fifteen minutes on the shift. What are you doing right now?
Checking a few emails.
Stealing the guest chair from the neighboring cube.
Getting pranks played on you by your superiors.
Beginning some crazy startup.
What's your ideal car?
A nice electric hybrid.
Anything that can get you to work on time (read: late).
Anything that has wheels.
The most expensive thing you can get your hands on.
You're two hours into a meeting. The boss is putting up something wholly idiotic. What are you saying?
Say "Question:" then give a well-thought out response.
Slip in a snide remark and hope he doesn't notice.
Sit idly by and text on your mobile.
Affirm it. You're a consultant making $300 an hour!
What's the best way to get a product out?
Rigorous testing and research.
Why even try to get it out?
That is a question I couldn't answer.
Push it on an unsuspecting public.