how obvious is your haircut?

this series of questions has been designed by some of the finest minds in govan to decide whether or not you or your spouse is entitlied to a life of poverty or a plate of mushrooms.

1 what is blue and smells of barbeque sauce
2 on a domino bitjet 4000 series,what are the 5 steps of a manual backflush
3 when a tree falls in the woods can you hear it scream
4 when did randall humphrey step down as pope
5 imagine yourself on an island paradise,the sun gently caressing your weather worn torso as the tide licks gently around your legs