Your screwed up FuTuRe. :]

What messed up future awaits you?

1 What month is your birthday in?
2 Dluow ouy ekil emos aet htiw taht?
3 4 wheel to the max capacity of calcium?
4 Simple question 4+4 = ? (Yea but wheres the simple answer aha)
5 Chile Wings of a Rainbow Llama named Frijoles!
6 Wigidy Wack now yall!
7 I decided to tell you that...
8 THIS ONE!
9 NOT THIS ONE