Whats your favorite color in csgo?
This quiz helps you find out how much of a moron you are
Can I ask you a question?
No you can't actually *dies to team fire*
Yeah go ahead.
I don't ask.
Yes, what's the problem mate? I can help you with your big..... problems.
Do you think communism is good?
Sorry, again? *repeats question* Yeah.
What is 12 divided by 0.
What? What? FUCK YOU. You cannot divide with 0 with this You know?.......... Fuck off
It's Infinity on my calculator
Zero. I'm mechanical engineer. I know my maths.
force equals mass times acceleration, newton's second law of physics
*silence for 3 minutes* Uuuuuuuuuuuh that's not a.. HEH HEH
*Somebody insults you*
*goes on a 10 minute rant*
"Suck your mom"
"My score is your fucking penis"
Are you stupid?
I'm gay.... Nailed it.
You have -1 kill, you are stupid.
I'm from Ukrain, from Kiev.
What do you consider a good insult?
Is that your intellectual level? fucking farting into a microphone okay dude
"You are a fucking idiot. Shut up."
Your mother jumping on my penis at the moment OKAY??
You suck with this fucking idiot and now im the kindergarten boy okay if your peanut brain think so.
You fucking noob and I don't speak you.
Bist du Juden?
Sorry I don't understand this
No, no, no! I'm black! No!
If I was a jew in germany there would be many troubles 8 years ago
Can you stop stuttering, man?
A fucking book written by Joe fucking Orwell.
Your fuck you.. Ai.. eh.. I fuck your mom
*starts screaming into a broken microphone in broken lithuanian* I see that you are very smart
What's yellow and waving?
It's أنا و أحمق
Baguette, baguette.. WOW nice mortality, pedophile voice.
You work, you work... oh! you have ear.
How do you deal with csgo-induced anger?
*starts contemplating suicide*
*breaks a mug against a wall*
*starts singing Turkey's national anthem*
*Screams at teammates in sheer anger*
*cries helplessly* yuuuu blyaat
What is 5 in slovakia?
No, is you
Čo?...................... I am from Slovakia
How do you plant?
Corner a teammate then give him the bomb
*throws bomb on bomb site and leaves*
*gets team killed miliseconds before planting* Nu......................................
PLANT IDIOT PLANT سخيف النبات
Plant then stand on the bombsite like a scarecrow. Enemy's inaccuracy will make the round unlosable.
Are you on the move?
I'm on the move
Are you moving?
Do you know how to make atomic bomb?
You need uranium first, about one hundred another uh... things..
Do you know how to make potatoes?
You burn them
You eat grass in earth