How everyday disaster savy are you?

How likely are you to survive in the worst case scenario.

1 You walk down the street. Someone muggs you. What do you do?
2 You are in jail. Who do you call to break you out?
3 An earthquake happens. You...
4 Aliens come. What do you do?
5 The mafia knocks on your door. You...
6 You hear a "tick" in your house. Its a bomb! What do you do?
7 You are the last MAN on earth! What do you do?
8 Randomonium pop can