Will your child love dogs? I know ours do!
Arthur rocks yo.
What gender is your child?
Where is your favorite place to get scratched?
Does your child like reading?
That's all he or she does.
Sometimes. It depends.
How many times a day does your child digest food?
Quite a few times, gov.
A dangerous amount.
Cats are weird.
They do it but ONLY on Wednesdays.
What color paperclip are you?
Green like grass.
How many times do you go to the dentist?
3 times a year!
2 times a year.
I don't have insurance!
Only if their teeth are injured or yellow.
Who cares about teeth? I don't even brush!
What kind of cell phone do you have?
We can't afford one!