This is How it's Done

You play the quiz. The quiz tells you results. The end.

1 Close your eyes and click on something:
2 Stare at the screen for ten minutes. How do you feel?
3 Blink about 50 times really fast.
4 How many of your fingers have hair on them?
5 You play chess, and...wait, you DO play chess, RIGHT?
6 You tend to take a shower....
7 You grammar and vocabulary...