What will Santa give you this year?
Let's see if you are on the naughty list or the nice list.
Do you like toys?
Only if they come with keys!
MINE! ALL MINE!
Yeah but I break them all the time.
Only if they are computerized!
Only if they're fast and for outside!
How good were you this year from 1 to 10?
I am always good...10!
That's not FAIR! NOT FAIRRRRR!
Hmm maybe I was a 6?
I hope I was good. I mean I think an 8?
I tried so hard this year. Please say I was a 7!
I was not that good but I still think I should get money.
Did you leave cookies out for Santa?
Cookies are so passe. I left him brownies.
NO! I ATE THEM ALL!
Well I think I did but I think I ate a couple.
Sure did! I left him chocolate microchip cookies!
Yes I always do.
I left him a gift card to Mrs. Fields.
What was the last sentence you were told?
Did you choose a luxury package yet?
Do you want another spanking?
Go to your room!
I hope you put less expensive things on your list.
Make sure you lock up your bike.
Money doesn't grow on trees!
Did you go to the mall to meet Santa?
I was at the mall but I didn't really have time.
I spit right in his face!
Nah I didn't feel up to it.
I sure did and I told him exactly what game system.
Yes and I told him the one thing i wanted so bad!
Well no I didn't because he only suggests toys.
What is your favorite holiday show?
Richie Rich's Christmas
I WANT BARNEY ON! WAAAAAAAHH!!!
The one where Frosty melts his ass...Oops! Did I say ass?
Rudolph the Rednosed Raindeer
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Ebeniezer Scrooge because of all the money!
Do you give to charity?
well I think my parents do. I don't pay attention.
What's charity? I WANT TOYS NOW!
Nah I got needs too.
I did better. I helped the poor at the soup kitchen.
I gave 5 dollars to Jerry's Kids!
Well I donated old toys. Does that count?