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You have a below average penis :(

ooooh, you didn't quite make the cut. Sorry chief. Maybe you drank a lot of Mountain Dew before you hit puberty, or maybe you didn't discover that those whitey tighties were strangling your manhood until it was too late. It's ok though. If you trim your pubes in the right way, it makes it look bigger! You "Prime the Engine" on a daily basis, sometimes multiple times, but it's hard to choose what porn to watch out of the 1000's you have on your hard drive. If you get caught with your pants down, you hide. QUICKLY!

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