How long will you survive a gay attacking you?

Its about survival of the fittest and most wittiest and straitest....

1 A gay tags U from behind, what do U do?
2 You C a man with a dildo in his hand.. what now?
3 Your uncle is gay and comes to visit U.. how do you act towards him?
4 You watched brokeback mountain, what is your initial thoughts?
5 You C a man talking to his son