Can U Pass The Idiot Test?

Can u pass the idiot test? Lets see if u can

1 Imagine u are in a dark room. How to u get out?
2 Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
3 What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
4 How many months have 28 days?
5 How do you make the number one disappear?
6 What goes up but never comes down?
7 Do u think u passed the idiot test?